Archive for the "Humor" Category

Using Own’s Signature to Avoid Forgery

It is not really bad to use doctors notes from the Internet. Downloading the notes and using them as excuse for being absent from work, school or business appointments do not mean you are committing a grave crime.

The truth is that online doctors notes are actually aids to people who have no time to go to the doctor to secure a medical certification for one reason or another. I was in a situation before when I was caught by a bad virus that I had to stay in bed for two days. My doctor was out of the country hence I could not even call him for phone consultation. Fortunately, with massive home medication and fluid therapy, I became well in a few days.

The problem came about however when I went to work and the company president was questioning my absence. Pushed to the wall, I downloaded doctors notes and printed the text on a doctor’s letterhead bond paper. The notes were accepted and I got off the hook.

 

What Makes a Joke Funny?

Jokes are funnier the first time you hear it. If a joke is told far too many times for too long, the law of diminishing returns starts to get into the picture. The more you hear and encounter it, the less funny it becomes. The reason why a joke is funny the first time you have heard it is because the mind reacts to a new and unexpected idea. If you hear a joke too many times, the mind tends to perceive what will come next and so the mystery and the excitement is eliminated. Without mystery, there is nothing much to a joke. If the brain can foretell how it will be delivered and how it will end, the brain is less likely to react. However, there is always an exemption to every rule, no matter how many times you have heard a joke but if each person delivering it does it differently, then jokes you have heard for the 10th time can still be as funny as when you have heard it the first time. At the end of it all, the quality of the joke would still depend on the person delivering it.

 

Avoid Boredom: Play with Bubble Shooter

Playing online games is one good reason why people are hooked in the internet. More and more realized that playing online is effective way to avoid boredom and beat the blues. If you are looking for casual game that is worthy of your time, then, you should try bubble game.

Bubble Shooter offers various levels and if you are newbie here, then you should start at easy level. In the first few levels, you will see that shooting the bubbles are easy and relaxing that you will even forget that you are actually playing. As the game progresses, challenges are now available to test your logical skills as you try to outdo the bubbles before they cover the whole screen.

Bubble game is a flash game for everyone looking for entertainment. You can actually play this with your kids as the images and sounds are all encouraging. This game will give you long hours of fun with your family.

 

Be Careful About the Strange Facebook Friend Requests

I accepted a friend request the other month from a stranger in Facebook and it brought so many problems to me. After accepting the request, the lady started chatting with me, and being the kind of a person who rarely suspects ladies, I moved in so fast and we started talking about all manner of things. Without knowing that it was a trap, I disclosed my names and my location. A few days later, she called me with numerous problems and she wanted me to help her out financially. I became suspicious, so I did not respond. I started receiving messages from her, saying that she did not think I was that mean when she became my friend and such stuff. Even after removing her from my list of friends, she kept sending the messages to me. I had to ask Facebook to disable the account I was using in order to avoid the lady completely. After facebook disabled my account, I became at peace. I had so much to learn from the experience including being wary of the strangers who send friend requests in social sites.

 

Met a Man at the Party

For the past few months, I have been very depressed. My boyfriend broke up with me in March, so I have been extremely upset that I lost that relationship. In order to help me get over my depression, my best friend invited me to a costume party this weekend. I did not want to go at first, but I am glad that I decided to attend. I met a great man at the party, and I think that he could potentially become my next boyfriend. When I attended the party, I was not even dressed in a costume, because I was too depressed to go buy one for myself. The man that I met was wearing a greenman costume, and he was very funny. He came up to me and said a few jokes. I was shocked, because I actually started to laugh. By the end of the night, he had made me completely forget about my old boyfriend.